Dick Jack Sparkle is a 21-year-old struggling artist who enjoys going to the movies, vandalising bus stops and watching sport. He is bright and creative, but can also be very cowardly and a bit rude.

He is a British Jedi who defines himself as straight. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with being painted blue.

Physically, Dick is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is very tall with bronze skin, red hair and blue eyes.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a novelist called Anissa Jaylan Owen, who was 16 years older than him. They broke up because Anissa wanted somebody with a bit more ‘grr’.

Dick’s best friend is a struggling artist called Genesis Yates. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Kaid Wilton and Walker Harlow. They enjoy bridge together.